


This week Travis came upstairs and asked me if he could shoot me in the butt (Oops! I mean bum) with the air soft gun. I told him no because it would hurt. He said, "I shot Wade in the bum and he said it didn't even hurt." So, like an idiot I said OK. Well, of course it hurt! I think Wade must have been wearing steel underwear because it really stung. But the funny thing is that he came up the next day to report that Wade let him shoot him in the bum again but this time with the air soft rifle, that is more powerful! I don't know who's the bigger idiot- me or Wade! Just kidding, but it is kind of funny because we got those 2 air soft guns for TJ's birthday last year, and Travis loves them way more than TJ does. Infact, he's in the other room as we speak just shooting at the wall. And sometimes I'll see him dash out the basement door to shoot the rabbits that are in our yard. (Just so you know, those guns don't penetrate the skin or anything, they just sting! So he really isn't harming the bunnies, just scaring them.) Travis has one of those guns in his hands all the time lately! I guess there are some things that you never get too old for! Oh, and Travis has a really good idea for scaring snakes, he pours gasoline on them which he says is the worst punishment because you can never get rid of the smell (until they shed their skin) and that way the snake will go home and tell his buddies not to go in our yard. And the funny thing is, we hardly ever have snakes in our yard. Our neighbors all around us get them, but not us. I guess they don't know Travis' secret!
**Here's a little disclaimer- if any kids read this, just know, you should NEVER shoot at someone even if they say it's OK! That's probably why Travis likes the guns more than TJ. TJ never gets a chance to play with them! He doesn't know how much fun they are! (Also, he has to have Travis standing next to him when he shoots.)



